Nas Gets Arrested for DUI

Written by on December 4, 2009

Nas was arrested and released for Driving Under the Influence not too long ago. But under the influence of what is the question.

The arresting officer described Nas at the time as having “redding of the conjunctiva in both eyes, rebound dilation in both eyes, a green tongue with raised taste buds, and his pulse was raised to 116 beats per minute.”

Uh-oh… my conjuntiva in both eyes are red right now. I just looked in the mirror and I also have rebound dilation in both eyes, and my taste buds are also raised.

An arrest report said Nas had “droopy” eyes and was unable to fully complete several tasks, including standing on one leg.

Wow, I also have droopy eyes and I’m just tired.

Maybe he was just tired too… Ha!

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