Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

SICHAUN, China – A Man was passed out after drinking when his friends decided to insert an eel into his rectum as a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after he had died from internal bleeding (Huffingtonpost).

I imagine this was supposed to be funny, but the man died after the eel did severe damage to his intestine. He must have been out cold to not have awakened from and eel crawling in his booty.  And, who would even think to do that to someone in the first place?

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man’s friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.