Robbers Rob Bank: Leave Bottles of Piss Behind
Written by DJ Special Blend from Chicago on March 20, 2011
It’s funny. Really.
Two bank robbers came up with the hot plan to sneak into a bank, hide there all weekend, and sneak out Monday morning with the loot.
Good plan, but they forgot to take their piss with them.
COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days. The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.
While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left “so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles.”
Dude got 21 months for the robbery. He should get another ten months for being so freakin’ stupid.
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