Arrested for being stupid

Kionna Moret was arrested for being stupid, and she is also a bad parent.

Sometimes, I look at these situations and try to give the parent the benefit of the doubt. Neighbors and the media tend to overreact sometimes. That’s not the case this trip.

Moret elected to leave her 8-year-old son at home alone for two nights while she traveled out of state to kick it. A concerned neighbor call five-O.

A 17-year-old girl admitted to baking marijuana in brownies. Her 58-year-old father unknowingly consumed several of the treats.

The effects cause the man to believe he was having a stroke. He required emergency medical attention.

Hopefully, this wasn’t a bad practical joke she played on her old man. The lab has already tested the evidence, and confirmed they were indeed ‘weed brownies’. The young lady is facing big-time charges. It could be worse if she intentionally left the brownies out to be eaten by someone who knew no better.
Too bad the man didn’t realize he was supposed to enjoy that feeling. You can’t be greedy the first time

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