Woman in Jail Caught with a Gun in her Coochie and Drugs in her Booty

28 year old Christie Dawn Harris was arrested in March. She was found with a female friend sitting outside a closed restaurant at 3:45 AM. A drug dog alerted the cops to meth, drug paraphernalia, and a .25 caliber semi-automatic pistol.

As they took her to the jailhouse, she repeatedly asked to go the the bathroom but was denied. Once they got there, she refused to lower her underwear during the search because, “she was on her period and did not want to.”

There was no period. It was another gun stuck up her coochie.

After Harris complied with police, Officer Kathy Unbewust reported, “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” Unbewust then “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

But wait, it didn’t stop there. Not only was it a gun in her coochie, there were bags of meth in her booty.

The officer also “retrieved from Christie’s buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance.”

She was recently sentenced to 25 years in prison for the incident. Her mistake was picking a bad spot to chill with her little girlfriend. Yes indeed we should say no to meth and not stick guns inside the holes in our bodies, but we should also try to find a respectable spot to kick it in when we chill in our cars.

Naw, I’m just playin‘. I ain’t kicked it in my car like that since high school. Never tried meth either. Old girl already had a rap sheet a mile long, and a coochie that’s as deep as the ocean. Hey, somebody throw a hotdog down the hallway! And that obviously wasn’t the first time she had objects up her booty either.