Woman Rips A Man’s Balls Off With Her Bare Hands

Joyce Maxine Gregory has some strong ass hands. She got into it with her 59-year-old man. Somehow, she got a hold of dude’s nutsack and she squeezed one of his balls out his scrotum. Homie ended up with some “crushed nuts.” Sounds like a joke, but it’s not. I don’t understand how dude let her get a hold of his balls like that. Really though. If you were arguing with someone, would you let them get near the most sensitive part of your body? A girl would have to sneak up on me, or pretend she was gonna caress my balls before she would get that close to ’em. But that’s just me. The doctor was able to sew him up, but dang.
Meanwhile, this chick pissed in the back seat of the squad car when she was arrested. Wow.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, allegedly attacked a 59-year-old man during an argument in his apartment in Shelby early Saturday morning. When the man went outside to call 911, Gregory reportedly grabbed him, squeezing a testicle from his scrotum before he was able to free himself from her grip, according to police documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Officer M. L. McPherson stated in his report that the victim’s “scrotum had been split open,” adding that, “I was also able to observe one of the subject’s testicles protruding from the scrotum area.”

Police also observed “blood on the floor of the porch and the siding of the residence.”

A urologist who treated the victim told police that stitches could treat the injury and that there would be no long-term damage, according to the police report.

When police arrested Gregory, she allegedly removed her pants and urinated in the back seat of the patrol car, the Shelby Star reported. (Huffington Post)