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This is old news, but I can’t let Nicki Minaj’s nipple pop out like that and not say anything. Last week on Good Morning America, her busom made it’s debut on daytime television. I got my internet video search on so I could cast my own eyes on the mammilla. It’s not like I’ve never […]
This guy! Okay, dude steals a car and decides to play with the owner’s iPhone that was left in the front seat. 29-year-old Joshua Mitzelfelt thought it would be a good idea to track his location through the GPS on the phone. He must’ve thought it was a pretty cool app, because he just kept […]
Two dudes stole tools to commit a crime in Syracuse, NY. On the way, one of them pocket dialed 911. The police heard them making plans, and pulled them over before they got to where they were going. No joke. This guy should have thought about investing in a belt clip. All of you criminals […]
One granny is aged 65. The other is aged 72. Virginia Chan and Aleen Lam had the “Mowie-Wowie” growing in their apartment. Police found 800 marijuana plants, $3,000 in cash and an electrical bypass that allowed them to pull free electricity from the electric company. I honestly just want to say one thing about this […]
A sewer line was clogged up. It ended up being blocked by a couple bales of weed, that was tied to a line. Police believe it was being hidden by smugglers, and it was completely covered in doo-doo. NOGALES, Ariz. (AP) — Authorities in a southern Arizona city near the Mexico border have found two […]
It’s funny. Really. Two bank robbers came up with the hot plan to sneak into a bank, hide there all weekend, and sneak out Monday morning with the loot. Good plan, but they forgot to take their piss with them. COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left […]
All I see is a professor who stayed after class with some of his students to play with a sex toy. What’s the big deal? CHICAGO—A Northwestern University professor apologized Saturday for letting a couple demonstrate the use of a sex toy after one of his classes, but he said he still sees “absolutely no […]
A church volunteer was treated and released for injuries after being sprayed with pepper spray and robbed of the church bingo cash. BATAVIA, Ohio (AP) — Police said a man blasted pepper spray into the face of a 66-year-old church volunteer in southwest Ohio, then stole $2,000 in bingo proceeds. Police said the man was […]
Police were called to Brian Mattert‘s house on a domestic abuse case. When the cops arrived, Mattert covered himself with paint because he thought five-oh wouldn’t taser him because of a fear of killing him. CHEYENNE, Wyo. (AP) — The Taser chase happened Sept. 16, when Cheyenne police went to Brian Mattert’s house on a […]
A woman was arrested, handcuffed, and placed in the back seat of a squad car for trespassing on the campus of Lamar State College in Texas. She then crawled through the divider, and took off with five-oh’s car. PORT ARTHUR, Texas (AP) — A handcuffed woman was accused of swiping a Port Arthur police car […]